Murphy's Law
Is there anything more American than televised gluttony?
The Fourth of July came and went and a bunch of hotdogs were eaten on television.
I can proudly say I have never watched Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, which has become a staple of ESPN.
Watching people stuff their faces with hotdogs has become as much a part of Fourth of July as fireworks and drunk people hurting themselves with fireworks.
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