News

The March 2018 program meeting of the Platte County Historical Society will be at 2 p.m. Sunday, March 4, in the west building meeting room.

Reading, writing, arithmetic and what to do if an intruder enters the school with a gun. What is taught in schools has changed.

St. Francis High School will host the American Red Cross Blood Drive from 7 a.m.-1 p.m. Wednesday, March 14.

Sports

St. Francis ended its regular season with a 69-44 win over Twin River Feb. 16.

The St. Francis girls won the Class D2-3 subdistrict at Stanton with a 63-44 victory over Emerson- Hubbard.

Humphrey-Lindsay Holy Family advanced to Friday’s district finals after defeating Central Valley 58-44 Feb. 15 in the final of the Class D1-7 subdistrict at St. Paul.

Columns

Never have more people agreed on something and accomplished less.

My wife came back from Arizona with gifts for the dogs, but nothing for me.
 
It’s OK. I’ve known my place in line for quite some time now. 
My wife left me — again — and this time she took our daughter with her.
 
I have been dumped for warmer weather.
 

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