MURPHY'S LAW
To paraphrase Dwight Schrute, It is my birthday.
I turn 59 today.
It’s the age that if I dropped dead people would say I was so young, but alive, people will joke I’m getting old.
When people call me old or tell me I’m getting old, I tell them that is always the goal.
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